Just thinking about his game gives me the shivers. Just, don’t play it. LJN made it. It was bad in that very special way that only LJN could do. It was bad like Friday the 13th bad. It was bad like a beating from your spouse without cake afterward. It was bad like a Saudi sex toy. It was bad, bad, bad, bad, and even if you were a total slave to the franchise, you will not enjoy this game.
Masochist Meter – Seriously, just don’t play this. It’s not even bad in a way that makes it fun to make fun of. It’s a lazy, two screen game that would have seemed like a waste of effort for the original Atari. Mr. or Ms. Slave don’t deserve that kind of treatment. Let them play The Rocketeer or something. Leave Jaws out of your relationship.
Slaves to the Grind 